Q: Why do skeletons hate parties?

A: They have no BODY to dance with.

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Q: Who's in charge of the candy corn?

A: The Kernel

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Q: Whay are Jack-O-Lanterns so smart?

A: Because they are so bright.

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Q: Where does a pumpkin preach?

A: From the Pulpit.

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Q: Why do pumpkins sit on people's porches?

A: Because they don't have hands to knock on the front door?